me (surprised): omg
me (amused): omg
me (angry): omg
me (sad): omg
me (nostalgic): omg
me (annoyed): omg
me (scared): omg

House phone: *rings*
Me: nah

cloudcuckoolander527:

tokilladm:

What if colleges only made you pay the percentage of tuition that you failed, so if you got an average of 86 for the year you’d only have to pay 14% of the tuition, but if you got a 94 then it’d only be 6%. That way we’d be rewarding the success and even if you flunked the semester, you still wouldn’t have to pay for ALL of the tuition

You are the future. 


Slightly older, slightly better dressed Duncan


ifyoureinhollandgodutch:

Izzy with straight hair and Noah with curly c:


anotherdamnposer:

Being an atheist is ok.
Being an atheist and shaming religion and spirituality as silly or not real is not ok.

Being a Christian is ok.
Being a homophobic, misogynistic, racist, or otherwise hateful person in the name of Christianity is not ok.

Being a reindeer is ok.
Bullying and excluding another reindeer because he has a shiny red nose is not ok.

sallychanscraps:

"jealousy is the lowest form of evil" says the guy jealous that amy is evil-blocking him


thatonenerdybroad:

eddietg:

If you own a dog, please share.

Even if you don’t own a dog, please share


queeryuki:

"that character cant be aromantic!!!!!!! theyre so friendly and passionate!!!!!"

aromantic doesnt mean “devoid of personality” u utter sack of shit 


v-a-t-s:

what a nerd


luccicute:

"People gonna die."

"Yeah, those people.”

I did the thing


marylikesstuff:

Sugar has been in competition with other women literally her entire life, so she can’t recognize when another girl genuinely wants to be her friend. That’s such a downer to me.

I wanna imagine up an alternate universe where she and Ella are best friends to make myself feel better.

image


turntnip:

gym class

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overlypolitebisexual:

Men like girls who “don’t know they are beautiful” because they are afraid that one day you will realise that you are the sun and the stars and he is nothing but a discarded plastic bag clogging up the ocean that you are.


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